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For dressy occasions, consider a tube midi dress paired with heels and a designer bag

Stay away from: Anything called Beer Garden Babe, Flirty Fraulein, (when even is this!?) or Lederhosen Honey Any item where the dirndl and blouse are all one piece Anything with a skirt so short youll need a bikini wax Just about anything with the word costume in the description (not always applicable, but still a red flag) Anything from the party supply store Shirts that have dirndls and lederhosen printed on them The outfits where your boobs are the main focus Lederhosen (AKA leather pants) that are actually polyester or cotton (Yes, you can tell) Anything that makes you look like a leprechaun or Peter Pan (youd be surprised) Any outfit shown with a fake beer prop instead of an actual beer All outfits that have clearly been photoshopped (the images on this one kill me) And any outfit that is both lederhosen and a dirndl in one To see examples of every one of those, watch my Reel here

Clothing must be clean, free of smoke and pet hair, and on hangers

X-Large | Bust 36 | Waist 32 | Hips 66 | Length 53