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Each Park Slope sweatshirt is garment-dyed in a punchy
A hat for people who took one look at their inbox and chose the beach instead
A dad hat for polite disdain
Why you’ll love it:• Embroidered front = conversation starter or subtle warning• Unstructured and soft = comfy enough for a 6-hour reading binge• Adjustable strap = fits all head sizes and fictional crushes• Curved visor = perfect for hiding from reality (and real men)• Ideal for BookTok girlies
Nobody Cares | Crewneck Sweatshirt brooklyn heights Each Park Slope sweatshirt isNot to be dramatic, but this might be the most honest thing youve ever worn. The Nobody Cares tee is soft, structured, and here to help you silently express your emotional bandwidth (which is currently at 0%). Perfect for school pickup, scrolling in bed, or smiling through yet another unnecessary group email. Unapologetically blunt, surprisingly comfy, and ideal for people who just want to be left alone, but like, cutely. 80% ring spun cotton, 20%