to Mariokart
and a fabric udder attached to the front
the things that scare us most are the things outside of us
your success is all about how you choose to wield your power
Black Layered Tulle Petticoat Theme_1970s to MariokartEvery woman needs little help now and then, a little umph! We need things pushed up, squeezed in, and held down. We need to pluck, tweeze, shave, sculpt, curl, straighten, dye, extend, and wax. It can be time consuming and exhausting. Luckily, we get help in all sorts of mysterious ways, from waterproof mascara to push up bras.(Chocolate helps, too. Chocolate and wine.)It takes a lot of work to be a woman. Sometimes, like us, our skirts fall a little